Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Mayonnaise Chronicles


Are we honestly to believe that Zooey Deschanel could have ANY problem get ANY guy with a pulse?

The people over at FOX want you to think so.

I guess in an alternate universe, and with a stretch of the imagination, I can maybe see her having trouble not getting enough dick. Like she's an alien from a distant planet that lives off of spunk and her mission is to be sent to Earth to collect enough "nut mayonnaise" for her whole planet to live off of. We can call it "the Mayonnaise Chronicles"

A recycled idea of taking a beautiful girl, put some glasses on her and "ttaaddaa" she's unattractive.

C'mon Fox...if you really want to have a believable coming of age sitcom of an awkward (unattractive) woman moving to the big city and chronicle her shenanigans, maybe see if Camryn Manheim is available.


This is shit.